Advertisers are studying the "Beach Volleyball Effect". They don't yet understand why small, strategically placed ads such as these get more viewing than a normal billboard.  

A Palestinian Mechanized Infantry unit springs into action with an RPG, a guitar case and a pimped out bicycle.  

Serbias Nikoli Zigic gets a yellow card for spanking.  

Clearly a red card violation...you can't use your hands in soccer. 

In a scene that never made it to final production, Heath Ledger "breaks in" some horses during filming of Brokeback Mountain.

Bin Laden and Zawahiri have been found at a Gay Club Med in Pakistan. Now we know why they call it PAKistan.

In a desperate bid to attract more viewers the World Soccer League is changing the tournament title from the "World Cup" to the "C Cup".. 

Phil Mickelson hits the 2nd place barf bag after his double bogie on 18 at the US open. 

Contestants at Laguna Seca in Sonoma compete in the first annual Ben Roethlisberger Grand Prix. 

Bond salesmen wait for the Fed to quit tightening. 

Bear needs glasses after mistaking cat for Bengal Tiger. 

Ever wonder why health insurance costs are rising 35% annually?

Stephen Hawking: Quantum Physicist, Philosopher, quadraplegic, employer of hot nurses. This provides unique insight inside the mind of a nerd...deep down...in the innermost sanctum of the nerds cortex...he knows that if he actually finds a way to time travel, he wants to take hot chicks with him.  

"My squirrel style defeats your shaolin style" 

The new Tsunami attraction at Seaworld Indonsesia. 

The difference between a drive in theater in Thailand and the US is the Thais can't sneak anyone in in the trunk. 

Scientists create the worlds largest Tornado Magnet. 

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West Boca high school teacher may lose her job over her past involvement with the USA National Bikini team. The school board is currently reviewing a "Please don't fire her until one of us has had a chance to sleep with her" petition that was signed by all 1st-12th grade boys in the school district. A point the board is forced to consider is that it would be most ironic for the school to give out Presidential Physical Fitness awards to the students, but fire a teacher for looking like this.