The Sri Lankan team captain gets a celebratory reach-around after batting in the winning run.  

"If I was on steroids you would see a marked increase in muscle size, and erratic behavior." Barry Bonds 2006. 

When questioned, these two told authorities that they had a REALLY bad case of glaucoma. 

This is why fat people need to sit in the middle of the airplane.  

The Blogapova "Man of the Year". 

"Matador" in spanish means "I got knocked out by a bull and lost my balls in the process"

The latest images supporting global warming. 

Gratuitous Eva Longoria pic. 

Ted Kennedy's other son is a jockey. 

Phoenix's Raja Bell gets 60 days in county lockup for mugging Kobe Bryant.  

Disney's new ride "It's the third world".  

Whoopee Goldberg shares a laugh with some friends at a recent Democratic fundraiser.  

Recent events force NBC to cancel it's remake of Flipper.  

Which country do you want to win the war on terror? 

Oh is this guy gonna be pissed when he finds out we stole the burrito recipe.