The space shuttle waits on the launch pad at Cape Canaveral Florida. NASA says they plan to launch it as soon as they can find 7 volunteers that didn't see what happened to the last one.  

The Cardinals introduce the leagues first openly gay right fielder..seen here showing off by catching fly balls with his ass.  

Taking a play from the tabacco industry playbook, MP3 manufacturers are trying to win consumers over at younger and younger ages. 

Attempting to cash in on the annual fervor surrounding the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, the Japanese city of Osaka is having its first ever Running of the Mazdas. 

Small arenas across Europe are experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in the beautiful sport of Synchronized Bull Vaulting. 

Derek Jeter and Gary Sheffield dance the Lambada to celebrate a run scored against the Cubs. George Steinbrenner says he encourages all of his players to use Latin dance as a celebratory outlet. 

This is the reason they ask you if you want insurance on that package.... 

Michael Jackson Jurors said they found the final victim to testify to be credible but discounted his testimony after he threw his own feces at the Prosecution. 

Missing boyscout Brenan Hawkins survived 5 days in the wild with no food and water before being found near a lake 5 miles from his campsite. This feat has earned him his Hide-and-Seek badge, and sets a scout record for the longest Escape and Evasion time.  

In her first race since losing the use of her legs, Romanian sprinter Liliana Roczybzk finishes the 50 yard dash in an inspiring 4 hours and 23 minutes.  

The Cardinals Larry Walker performs the "floating bat" trick for fans during the 7th inning stretch.  

Detroit Pistons Rasheed Wallace and Richard Hamilton along with San Antonio's Manu Ginobili all received a 3 game suspension for their halftime "dirty dancing" routine.

Worlds oldest grandmother sets new breast-feeding record.  

U.S Coast Guard officials detain Cuban refugees that tried to make the dangerous crossing to Florida in a 1951 Taxi. The Coast Guard issued a citation to the taxi driver because he circled the Bahamas several times trying to run up their fare. 

Recent study proves that 4 out of 5 men act like girls when they know they are about to get hit.

With the NHL strike cancelling an entire season, players are forced to find alternate work. Here Alex Federovosky performs in the "Break Dance II" Ice Capades show in Anaheim California. 

Before starting a career in politics John Kerry had auditioned for the television role of Herman Munster. 

The Japanese art of Full Body Tattooing is displayed this week in Tokyo. Contestants are also taking this opportunity to display the ancient Samurai art of the Wedgie.  

Live coverage of the 10th annual Amish Games begins today.  

Worlds fastest woman outruns her own shadow.  

Long time employee Earl Johansen sues Mattel Toys for using his likeness as the inspiration behind their Mr. Potato Head toy.