Police in Wichita Kansas release photo of man they say is the BTK killer that has terrorized the city for decades.....isn't that George Costanza from Seinfeld? I'm not saying it ISN'T the BTK guy....but it sure looks like Costanza.  

CIA provides proof to congress that they have infiltrated Al Qaeda. Congress questioned how effective he might be at gaining the groups trust.

In a bid to make mens tennis more exciting the World Tennis Association has come up with "Deathmatch". Hoos Yurdadie said "with all the hot Russian Chicks taking over the sport we had to come up with something new and edgy...Loser jumps!"  

Daytona accident makes NASCAR rethink it's annual "Senior Citizens 500" event.  

Scientists and fishing legend Bill Dance collaborate to create first Human/Fish hybrid the "Large Mouth Pundit". Dance said that if he caught something that ugly he would cut the line.

Greenspan speaks...

Chairman Greenspan said today that "the economy has firmed and that rates will continue rising. "

For those of you too naive to read between the lines replace "economy" with "Sue Bies" and replace "rates" with "Chairman Woodrow"

Now that you've figure out his code see if you notice anything unusual in the rest of his speech:

"rates" will continue to rise, until the "economy" climaxes, at which time rates will undoubtedly drop until they have rested for an appropriate amount of time. I plan to remain on top of things here at the fed, in fact I'm going to pitch a tent in the meeting room until I get this thing straightened out. If you would like to feel me out on the state of the economy I will remain available after the conference for a little give and take.

I'll be on vacation in Viagra Falls for the next few weeks.

Big Daddy G

Cheaper more effective "Breath-a-lizer" test currently being developed for police departments. 

Player reaction to the leagues decision to end random drug tests. 

"Viagra...for those that could use a little help." 

Tonya credits Barry Bonds for helping her with her workout routine. She plans on making the East German female boxing team in time for the next summer olympics.  

There is something different about these pics but I can't put my finger on it..... 

Teacher arrested for having sex with 13 year old students. If anyone knows where I can get a fake ID showing that I'm 13 please let me know...cause daddy's goin' back to school. 

FAA study shows Airlines are taking drastic measures to keep their "On Time" stats above 80%. 

Rosie O'Donnell takes down Hitachi Tokomato to win the regional finals in her weight class (she is in the Super Ugly Heavyweight Dike weight class.) 

"Shooting people is fun"

Mainstream media are shocked to report Marine Corps General saying he likes killing people.

Other shocking news....Pope says he likes God!....NRA reveal they like guns! Rosie O'Donnel likes food! Dick Cheney has a lesbian daughter!

Team from Iraq wins National Cheerleading title in Orlando.

US Navy captures Gollum during Tsunami Relief operation....US now has "Ring of Power" 

Connect the dots... 

FOMC decision

Greenspan raises the overnight rate...reiterates that Sharapova is hot, and that he maintains an accomodative stance toward her.

New Iraqi Hostage 

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