Fans and commentators alike say it's awkward when Andy Murray rubs his balls on his face.

Crime in Rio is so bad that this guy got mugged ON THE COURT!

                                       The ultimate humiliation...a dog getting a cat scan.

Soldier: "This is so cool."

Dog: "I did not sign up for this shit."

Immigration activists would have me believe that immigrants are the smartest and brightest that their country has to offer.  But I wonder...if they are really so smart...would they get on a boat this small with 200 people?

I'm going to add this to the list of "Pranks that don't end well"

 Looks like there was a problem with the trunk. 

THIS is what a judge looks for in a bug catching competition.  An aggressive two foot stance, complete tail wrap for stability, full extension of the tongue, and the two-palms-up display captures the poise, flair, and grace that epitomizes the Panther Chameleon.  Bravo!

Natives in a patch of bamboob at the base of mount Titicaca.

I don't know what these ladies are doing, but this picture is proof that if you wear a lab coat, you can get away with just about anything.

Just a heads up...it's spring break...and if this is your daughter you better buy some baby clothes...'cause she's bringing one home at Christmas break.  

This is honestly not what I expected when I heard that Madonna went down on two dudes during a concert.

This black on black crime must stop.

THIS is how you bring peace to the middle east.  You'll notice that while they are locked on to the magazine, none of them are out planting IED's or cutting heads off.

A rare photo of the USS Leprechaun.  

Someone, somewhere, is counting on this guy to cover their flank.  

It's happy hour in the euro zone…Molotov Cocktails are 3 for 1.

Time Magazine posts the last known photo of Burgess Meredith.

OK, here's how I score this: He's off to a good start with the cammies, he gets a plus for the chains, huge props for being in the fire, but the Darth Vader helmet gets him the win.

When I saw this I was like "Sweet!  Earth, Wind and Fire is back together!"  But then I found out this is just a militia from the war-torn Central African Republic.

Monique Angermueller of Germany follows up a triple Sow-Cow move with a flawless Missionary position to clinch the Gold.

The crowd is stunned as a protester positions himself for a gas attack on riot police...

Taking a cue from NASCAR, officials at the Luge event are sending multiple riders in tight packs in an effort to increase the accident rate, and therefore the watchability of the sport.